My immediate idea was a ghost. So I bought a white sheet, cut out eye holes, and put it over my head.
My school allows people to come in dressed in costume, so what could go wrong, right?
As it turns out, a lot, considering wearing a sheet makes you look like a Klan member.
Anyway, when just like, 10 minutes after getting to school they made me take it off. Not because of the whole Klan thing, but apparently because it covers my face.
But, me having to take it off before a lot of people saw me spread a rumor that I was dressed as a Klan member. One of my teachers confronted me about it, but it all ended up well. I spent the rest of the day watching porn and crying because I have no friends.
Anyway, on to the TV porn. The other day I saw one of those advertisements telling parents to block the Pay-per view porn channels, so of course I immediately opened up the guide and looked at the channels.
TV porn has the funniest names ever, here are some examples:
"Bad girls eating pie"
"Craving Black Dongs"
"Making Kidneys shift"
"Brotha Busted in me"
"Stick your dong in my tight box"
"Penetrating your mom"
"Mama's sloppy beaver"
"Give mom the footlong"
And, the best one:
"Black Beaver Bang"
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