Grandma got run over by a Reinhardt

If you are what you eat, doesn't that make all eating cannibalism?

Someone used a drone to cheat at Pokemon Go but that sounds expensive so I'm just gonna tape my phone to a Roomba and set it free

Dear guy who owns the Pokemon Go gym of the mall near my house: Fuck that shit you can have it I'm not fucking with a Dragonite

My life's dream is to be the guy in the background yelling World Star