>People have read my blog while masturbating

As it turns out, my post about the name of porno's has gotten a bit of traffic from people looking for those porn movies. Apparently 10 people found this blog from googling "Mama's sloppy beaver."
When I noticed this, I laughed until I cried.

But, besides that, I haven't really got much to post about. I still need to get around to writing about shit from the past, but I'm a lazy cunt.
Recently my days have been getting increasingly boring. I have nothing at all to do, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.
I've been playing Wii Sports a lot recently. As it turns out, 1 hour of Wii Boxing can  burn 300-400 calories. Plus it's fun shit. Nothing is more satisfying than knocking a nigga out with a 3 hit combo.
Speaking of niggas, Wii Sports makes no attempt to properly link races to names.
>White guy named Tyrone
>Black guy named Hiroshi
Also, I tried taping the Wii-Mote to my foot and play the boxing as kick boxing. It didn't work.

Anyway, here is some Youtube videos I made awhile ago.

Also, my good friend Hatt made a blog. Check that shit out: http://basedhatt.blogspot.com/

Random thoughts I've had (Why I need mental help)

Do you think the day before Columbine happened, those 2 kids were cracking jokes about it to unsuspecting people?
Like, if a teacher got mad, they could have went "Don't shoot me!" or said things like "Tomorrows gonna be a blast!"


 Imagine if like, some kid wanted to shoot up his school, but he didn't have a gun
So like, for years, he just goes through the most brutal training in the world.
And one day, he just runs through his school beating everyone to death in one punch.
That'd be cool.


They should have a game show called "Guess that pornstar"
You are shown pictures of pornstars one at a time, and if you get their name correctly you get money. 
But the trick is that the show is on TV, so to win the money you basically have to admit you watch unhealthy amounts of porn


What if one day, you took a shit, and then your balls hurt, and you looked into the toilet, and you shit out your balls?



In other news, THANK YOU BASED OBAMA 

Halloween and TV porn

So, for Halloween I wanted to be the cheapest, yet funny thing I could think of.
My immediate idea was a ghost. So I bought a white sheet, cut out eye holes, and put it over my head.
My school allows people to come in dressed in costume, so what could go wrong, right?
As it turns out, a lot, considering wearing a sheet makes you look like a Klan member.
Anyway, when just like, 10 minutes after getting to school they made me take it off. Not because of the whole Klan thing, but apparently because it covers my face.
But, me having to take it off before a lot of people saw me spread a rumor that I was dressed as a Klan member. One of my teachers confronted me about it, but it all ended up well. I spent the rest of the day watching porn and crying because I have no friends.

Anyway, on to the TV porn. The other day I saw one of those advertisements telling parents to block the Pay-per view porn channels, so of course I immediately opened up the guide and looked at the channels.
TV porn has the funniest names ever, here are some examples:
"Bad girls eating pie"
"Craving Black Dongs"
"Making Kidneys shift"
"Brotha Busted in me"

"Stick your dong in my tight box"

"King Dong goes deep"

"Penetrating your mom"

"Mama's sloppy beaver"

"Give mom the footlong"

"Chocolate treat"
And, the best one:
"Black Beaver Bang" 
 

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