Do you think the day before Columbine happened, those 2 kids were cracking jokes about it to unsuspecting people?
Like, if a teacher got mad, they could have went "Don't shoot me!" or said things like "Tomorrows gonna be a blast!"
Imagine if like, some kid wanted to shoot up his school, but he didn't have a gun
So like, for years, he just goes through the most brutal training in the world.
And one day, he just runs through his school beating everyone to death in one punch.
That'd be cool.
They should have a game show called "Guess that pornstar"
You are shown pictures of pornstars one at a time, and if you get their name correctly you get money.
But the trick is that the show is on TV, so to win the money you basically have to admit you watch unhealthy amounts of porn
What if one day, you took a shit, and then your balls hurt, and you looked into the toilet, and you shit out your balls?
In other news, THANK YOU BASED OBAMA
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