Reminder that the original Nintendo DS came out 12 years ago

" I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" is my favorite anime

My favorite meme has got to be the one where my fucking bus doesn't show up when it's supposed to. Fuck

Lil Caesars pizza should be classified as a war crime

I once asked a friend the weirdest place he's ever masturbated and he responded "On top of my fridge"