Sunday, October 21, 2012

My dick disease

Ok, so basically, I have Eczema, on my DICK.
I'm not exactly sure why this happened, I can only assume it's stress related. It's also on my face, both arms, both legs, and both nipples.
It made my cock look really white, I thought someone made a paper-mache cast of my dick.
It also broke the skin and hurt like a bitch.

Anyway, I'm going to a dermatologist soon, because it continues to spread even though I've been putting special lotion on it. I'm also going to see a Psychiatrist soon, because my family thinks I may have depression or some gay shit like that.
There's no such thing as too much information.



Also, my father spread a rumor that my mom is a prostitute (They're divorced.)
He told all her friends and some people who go to her clinic.
He is even telling them a specific escort company, "Purrfect escorts"
I laughed when my mom told me this, which wasn't the best thing to do.

Also, this blog got 5 pageviews so far, which is about 54 more than I expected it to, especially since I haven't advertised this anywhere. Ya know, you if you read this, and happen to find something funny, you could always like, show the blog to a friend, if you want...

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