>People have read my blog while masturbating

As it turns out, my post about the name of porno's has gotten a bit of traffic from people looking for those porn movies. Apparently 10 people found this blog from googling "Mama's sloppy beaver."
When I noticed this, I laughed until I cried.

But, besides that, I haven't really got much to post about. I still need to get around to writing about shit from the past, but I'm a lazy cunt.
Recently my days have been getting increasingly boring. I have nothing at all to do, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.
I've been playing Wii Sports a lot recently. As it turns out, 1 hour of Wii Boxing can  burn 300-400 calories. Plus it's fun shit. Nothing is more satisfying than knocking a nigga out with a 3 hit combo.
Speaking of niggas, Wii Sports makes no attempt to properly link races to names.
>White guy named Tyrone
>Black guy named Hiroshi
Also, I tried taping the Wii-Mote to my foot and play the boxing as kick boxing. It didn't work.

Anyway, here is some Youtube videos I made awhile ago.

Also, my good friend Hatt made a blog. Check that shit out: http://basedhatt.blogspot.com/